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Post by Ed on Jan 20, 2006 17:13:07 GMT -5
I lost my lucky ball and chain.. Then the world came to an end. Afterwards, after I sat in heavens waiting room, this punk kid comes waltzing and says "Yo, is this your good luck charm?" My lucky ball and chain was dangling from his ear. I about killed him. Then they kicked me down to Hell and there they told me that I had had no purpose in heaven and the Hell was much better because they had longer lunch breaks but all that didn't matter to me. To.. well.. heaven I guess. (I was in Hell, remember?) That punk still had my good luck charm and I would.. Well not die... to get it back. I sneaked up to heaven where the punk kid was getting fit for a halo when a sneaked up behind him and yanked my good luck charm out of his dumb ear. They chased me for days and days when finally I made it back to Hells boundry. "Ha!" I laughed at them. "You angels can't touch me! I'm in the devils arena now!" Then I gave them a rude hand guesture. Two of them actually fainted. It was most fun.. until the devil grounded me for hurting his son. "What?!?"
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Post by Ed on Jan 27, 2006 17:40:29 GMT -5
Flame walked angrily down the hall, her boot heels clicking with every step. “You!” She snapped, stopping a raw recruit in his tracks. “Have you seen General Lance?” He looked scared half to death. She didn’t blame him. She wasn’t the nicest person when she was furious. Her teeth where half bared, her claws extended, the chains hanging off her black pants had spikes on them, her black scythe gleamed dangerously in the dim light and her eyes where blazing. “N-no, M-my L-l-lady.” She narrowed her eyes. “Are you sure?” He squeaked and nodded, shaking horribly. “Very well. If you see him, tell him the grim reaper wants to see him.” She spun on her heel and continued. The recruit slumped to the floor. “LANCE!!!” she roared, causing the light fixture to quake. “WHERE THE H-E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS ARE YOU? ?” When she got her claws on him, he would wish he had never been born. She was so mad at him, she didn’t care. There was a flash of red at the end of the hallway. “LANCE!!!!” She roared again. He turned. “Ah! Good evening my-“ She grabbed his neck and thrust him up against the wall. “My… lady…” He gasped. She was cutting off his air supply. Her claws dug into his throat and the wall. “You… YOU WRETCHED LITTLE SLIME BALL!! HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN??? HOW LONG, GAWSH DANGIT??” “I don’t know what you’re talking… about….” He gasped. She roared right in his face. “YOU KNOW DARN WELL WHAT I MEAN, LANCE! IF YOU DON’T TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO CAUSE 145,000 MEN TO LOOSE THERE LIVES IN 15 SECONDS, I’M GOING TO CRUSH YOUR NECK INTO A BLOODY PULP! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME???” “Yes… my… lady. I betrayed the allies. Tricked… them… into...” Flame laughed softly. “You know what the penalty for betrayal is, correct?” Lance paled. “Death.” She dropped him and stepped on his tail to keep him from moving. “ATTENTION ALL PERSONEL, SLAVES INCLUDED. THERE IS TO BE A DEATH MATCH TOMORROW AT 14:00. BE THERE OR BE DEAD!!” Lance squeaked. “I don’t tolerate betrayal, Lance. You will die. I will make sure of that.” She hit him across the jaw once with her metal claw for good measure then had some guards through him into a containment cell. Tomorrow: 14:00 Lance was terrified. Petrified. He gripped the hilt of his sword till his knuckles went white. Flame stood calmly on the other side of the ring, flipping her Reaper’s scythe around. She really had killed death. That’s why everybody feared her. Anybody who kills death becomes death. And it was his time to die. “GO!” Ed roared, taking over in Flames place. The battle was actually pretty even. Sparks and fires erupted everywhere. Lightning struck out of a clear blue sky. The earth shook at 10 on the rictor scale. Flame had a nasty cut over her eye and another deep one across her maw. It crossed an earlier scar, making an X. Blood was splattered every where. Lance still stood, though not for long. Flame conjured up a ball of fire and struck him in the stomach. Lance stared up at the sky. He was cold. So very cold. Something warm was against his cheek. He clung to that warmth. There was a deafening roar. Outrage. Victory cries. The sobbing of the one he loved. Weak. He was so very weak. Yet he raised his head. About 20 meters away where his legs along with his tail. “Oh my g-“ his whispered, choking on his own blood. Her attack had ripped him in half. The warm against his cheek was a blood mess he took to be his left arm. Flame was suddenly looming over him. “This is the price of betrayal.” She said. “Don’t ever forget it.” Lance died. Her leering face was the last thing he ever saw. When he was born on the earth (As the cycle goes) all through his childhood he hated being betrayed. His parents figured that he was just odd. But Flame knew. Ed knew. Everybody who had been at the match knew. Betrayel was a fate worse than death.
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Post by fireflame on Jan 27, 2006 18:44:12 GMT -5
oooh yea that is short
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Post by Ed on Jan 30, 2006 9:25:08 GMT -5
Short. And it includes a death match.
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Post by Ed on Jan 30, 2006 18:17:32 GMT -5
when the commotion died down, each member of the east city hq vowed never to oppose the liutenant... Heh.. That was a little excerp (Or whatever) From Fullmetal. Man, I can't get my eyes from the book. It's so dang good! Gloom... Cheza doesn't have the fifth one... Gloom... Does anybody have the fifth one? Gloom.. Yes?? Please? ? ( I snapped during TA today. I don't even know how to explain it so if I'm acting weird. Bingo, you've got the answer. DON'T ASK!!) Short story time, kiddies: Flame clapped her hands together and concenratated. Dumb rock. the rock shattered into a million tiny pices. Her mentor whacko her in the head. "Hey! I could have you burned for that!" Dragons are fireproof. Great. The annoying little voice was back. tbc: TBC: To be continued. Needs to cool off.
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Post by NaKuMi on Feb 1, 2006 22:13:26 GMT -5
Once upon a time there was an end to a story, here it is.
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Post by mai on Feb 2, 2006 22:50:25 GMT -5
yay gendou ikari! i likes it!
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Post by Ed on Feb 3, 2006 17:13:55 GMT -5
Which one? But thanks for the compliment.
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Post by mai on Feb 3, 2006 17:23:51 GMT -5
Flame clapped her hands together and concenratated. Dumb rock. the rock shattered into a million tiny pices. Her mentor whacko her in the head. "Hey! I could have you burned for that!" Dragons are fireproof. Great. The annoying little voice was back. tbc: TBC: To be continued. Needs to cool off. this one.
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Post by Ed on Feb 9, 2006 9:52:04 GMT -5
Ok. Here is the end to that one.
WILO Hq Flame sneezed. "Gasuntight." Matt said, smiling. She glared at him. "No german. Germans are weird." "I'm german." he replyed. "I rest my case." She finalised. "Ooh.. Somebodys ticked off today." He snickered. "No, It's only when I'm near you that I get mad." "Ooh! Burn!" Her five year old councilor, Jessie, yelled. Matts smile flickered. "You're a jerk." Jessie pointed at Flame. Flame put her head down on her desk. She didn't need this right now. Matt patted her on the head. Flame tensed. "You touched me." She growled. "Yes, I did." He agreed, wide grin returning. Flame stood up abruptly, knocking the desk over. Jessie yelped and ran around the corner into the alcove. She scared him at times. "Matt, you are the most annoying person I have ever had the *displeasure* to know!" She roared. "Then we are on the same page!!" He yelled back. Flame was startled for a moment then quickly regained herself. "I loath you! You're always popping up and speaking nonsense in the middle of important stratigik meetings!" "You're no better! You treat me like a lowly servent and all I do is try to cheer you up! You're so *^%& negative! All you ever talk about is how you are going to die and the world is going to take over WILO and the rebellion will be shut down because of a failure to listen to orders!!" "YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH!!! I HAVE ALL THE RIGHT TO BE NEGATIVE!!" "NO YOU DON'T!! YOU CHOOSE TO BE NEGATIVE!! I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH!!" He lowered his voice almost to a whisper. "It was because of me that beam fell. I didn't hold the rope tight enough and it fell. It's because of me.. Rusty's dead." Flame was bristling with anger. "You- You- DON'T SAY HIS NAME!!!" She slapped him in the face using her entire body weight. Matt staggered and fell into the wall. "Ow..." He muttered. "I knew it was a tender subject but.." "TENDER SUBJECT!?!?!? YOU KILLED MY HUSBAND!!!!" "Didn't." TBC
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Post by fireflame on Feb 9, 2006 18:07:35 GMT -5
yea there very sort it is the shortes thing i have ever read
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Post by mai on Feb 9, 2006 18:09:38 GMT -5
I love that! MORE! NOW! ooooohhhh, it's matt! tehehe...
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Post by fireflame on Feb 9, 2006 18:10:24 GMT -5
?? i am confused
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Post by mai on Feb 9, 2006 18:11:32 GMT -5
jack's been sending me parts of this exact story and hints of what's coming.
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Post by fireflame on Feb 9, 2006 18:13:33 GMT -5
ooh ok i get it now
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